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Funny Encouragement Ecard: Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in

Funny Friendship Ecard: The residue of last night's 'smoky eye' is this morning's 'hooker murdered in a back alley' eye.

The residue off last night smokey eye is this mornings hooker murdered and a back alley

yes, thank you @Liz Wells @Lauren Jennings <3 xoxo

:) thankful for my "what is TMI" friendships. "Thank you for still being my friend despite the fact that you are completely aware of every terrifying, raunchy, and explicit detail of my life.

Shaving is literally my worst nightmare.....

Yeah, I’d shave my legs for you. Maybe.

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!"    This sounds like my husband, not me.

My husband said I woke up and slapped him one night and the next morning I told him I had a dream he cheated on me.

haha! that's why pinterest gave us private boards...@Rachael Eaton

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: Definition of a Best Friend: The only person on earth that's allowed to call you crazy, totally mean it, and she doesn't get her ass beat.

That about sums it up...

Free and Funny News Ecard: Why yes, Wal-Mart, I'd love to wait in line for 30 minutes behind a pajama-clad person who lacks deodorant and a bra. It's so nice of you to have 2 whole registers open.

Funny Movies Ecard: I blame Disney movies for making me believe singing fixes everything.

Funny Movies Ecard: I blame Disney movies for making me believe singing fixes everything. <--- Although it doesn't fix everything, it does make me feel a lot better.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Turns out all my Pinterest clothes only look good on those skinny hookers in the pictures. Let's go get a cookie.

Turn out all my clothes only look good on those skinny hookers in the pictures. Let's go get a cookie. Haugen Haugen Barb L Milsaps Soares

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