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"hello motherfucker it is nice to be seeing you today" "oh hi asshole i didn't expect to see you here how's your day" "good how about you shitface" "good thanks for asking fuckass"

"hello motherfucker it is nice to be seeing you today" "oh hi asshole i didn't expect to see you here how's your day" "good how about you shitface" "good thanks for asking fuckass">>>> I think you were trying to joke but this ^ is accurate tho

I just said to myself "German people rule" and then instantly thought of Hitler going like "that's what I've been trying to say" AHAHAHha

I just said to myself "German people rule" and then instantly thought of Hitler going like "that's what I've been trying to say" AHAHAHha<<<This is MY yogurt Satan

*why can't we be friends?*

Today I dressed hipstery and I was sitting in English next to my friend dressed in all black with leather and a friend dressed in an avengers sweater with harry potter earrings and I'm thinking we're like hipster, band and fandom fav story of the morning

And finally, this post that got someone clean. **Click the picture for more Tumblr fun**

17 Tumblr Posts That Are Just An Absolute Fucking Mess

Dick Hunter.

If he isn't gay the universe has failed us>>In my dads school there was someone called Richard Head. Please just imagine meeting someone called Richard Head

Those last two!

Probably not if she actually got stabbed (would she even allow that to happen?), but I can imagine Ciana being extremely sarcastic towards anyone who tried to stab her.<<<this would be a good dialogue if you are writing a witty character

funny tumblr text post friends

No stop that grab a pitchfork. When you're in a different mood than your friend

Procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it's due. #truth

Yuuuuussss u best envy us<<< We all put the pro in procrastination