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for sure

Life is not like a box of chocolates.It's more like a jar of jalapenos what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow=ha so true

I’m always disappointed

I'm always disappointed

I'm always disappointed when a liars pants don't catch on fire!

Retro postcard

Mother in Law Quotes Mother in Law Quotes i. some cute, funny and hilarious quotes about mother-in-law.

Havent gotten outta bed yet

Dear Lord, so far today, I'm doing all right. But I will be getting out of bed in a minute, and I think I will really need your help then.

And they will know they were conceived via raunchy sex one day.

Fifty Shades Of Funny: The Best Of The 50 Shades Of Grey (good thing I havent read it!

That's me alright! Hahaha

But why do you want take-out if you just pinned 543 recipes to your this morning?

just one thought

Funny Baby Ecard: I don't think the world is ready for the baby boom to result from Fifty Shades of Grey and Magic Mike coming out in the same season.