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Dieting is when you eat food that makes you sad. Yes.

I no longer feel this way. I don't feel like I am on a diet and if I am, well then, Dieting is when you eat food that makes you glad!

Woodchuck?

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: How much dip would a dipshit shit if a dipshit could shit dip.

I hate it when I plan my day and nobody follows the script

read the script people! This so me control freak lord I am aweful.

Some days I wish I had a crappy education so your grammar wouldnt bother me so much.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Some days I wish I had a crappy education so your grammar wouldnt bother me so much.

The internet doesn't care about what your face looks like from 90 different angles... js

another selfie. I hope those 10 'likes' give you the confidence you need to get through your day (for those FB friends who feel the need to post selfies EVERY OTHER DAY)!

Thank You Christian Grey for having my wife believe she must only drive an Audi or Saab.

E-card: Too many people are walking around unmedicated, unsupervised and affecting my life

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I'd be losing more than my shoe if I was drinking tequila. Jose and I not good friends.

Dear Jesus, forgive me for not hitting LIKE on my friends Hit like if you love Jesus post. I really do like you.

Funny Apology Ecard: Dear Jesus, forgive me for not hitting LIKE on my friend's 'Hit like if you love Jesus' post.

Your Heart is an idiot.

Medically speaking, your heart is a complete idiot. Smart heart gets it. Smart heart knows how to beat.

I know so many ppl like this!

when I was a baby, an evil fairy cursed with me expensive taste and no money. Champagne taste with a beer budget!

Bless me with patience. Not opportunities to be patient, I've had plenty of those and they don't seem to be working. The actual patience. Adams Adams O Yes please the actual patience!

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Free and Funny News Ecard: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance. The five stages of waking up.

I'm 500% done with today and about 35% done with tomorrow. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

I'm done with today and about done with tomorrow. SO glad this week is over at work. Hopefully next week won't suck as much

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