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Probably soon.  and it will have to do with excessive swearing, anger, sleeping, or belly issues.  lol

When I saw this I thought of Syndrome from Incredibles. I thinking along the lines of, so you would marry Syndrome? Like, didn't he die? Why would this be a relatable thing people would pin? Anyway, I thought that was funny.


My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like I KNOW, RIGHT? {i know u will appreciate the dentist humor} ;

ツ298 said no I'm here to lie an cheat on you an my wife then lie to you both an the blame everyone but myself at least this Valentine day will be amazing with out you !! So glad to get that shit off my shoulders thank you muah good luck on your missions of mental evaluations you both need serious help muah

Sign for home minibar - The Officer Said, "You Drinking" I Said,"You Buying" We Just Laughed and Laughed. I Need Bail Money wood Sign Funny Alcohol Sign.



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Problem solver

When people tell me "you're gonna regret that in the morning" I sleep in until noon, because I'm a problem solver. Not that I ever could sleep till noon

HA HA HA!!!!  SO TRUE!!!!

It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.