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Gonna reget this in the morning

My life.Funny Quote - I stay up late every night and realize it's a bad idea every morning


Blanket on - Too hot. Blanket off - Too cold. One leg out - Perfect. Until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs your leg and drags you through the hall.

I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I'd love to punch in the face!

I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, an others I'd love to punch in the face!

i do this too often... a little embarrassing

I Can Relate: Checking your phone to see what time it is, and then checking again because you weren't paying attention the first time. I do this ALL THE TIME!

The only reason I check my voicemail is to get of the little icon on my screen.

Oh this is soooo true! Really need me, text me. The annoying icon is the only reason I check voicemail!

Funny Quote - Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places or like my husband, cleans the garage and puts the "stuff" in the living room and not where it belongs


if I had a nickel for every time my phone auto corrected 'shit' into 'shut' I would have 16 nickels

shit that blows just makes me LOL saying it :)

shit- that blows; when your skinny friend says she feels fat and you're just standing there. all fat.

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Seeing a spider isn't a problem. It becomes a problem when it disappears. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life.

Especially food, ain't that right Monica?

Pinsomnia - Inability to get enough sleep because is bloody addicting, This is so true.I blame my friend Erica for this addiction!

there is a person I would love to send this to. I mean I want her to know this is how I feel.

"I don't exactly hate you but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it." <--- Haha, I hate saying this but sometimes I feel this way towards some people!

Strategically Placed Pinatas

Life would be a million times better if there were pinatas strategically placed throughout the day. [makes me miss Viva Piñata, the video game]

....My life about 2 weeks before my wedding! It was so chaotic & crazy,BUT our wedding couldn't have turned our more perfect and romantic thanks to all my hard work & planing :)

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. so true!