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"Today I will love in the moment. Unless it's unpleasant then I which case I will eat a cookie" ~ Cookie Monster. Comment if your childhood was all about Cookie Monster

This explains what is wrong with my 3rd block class!!    HANGRY CUSHION decorative pillow hunger plus by mybeardedpigeon

hangry: a state of anger caused by lack of food (i'm def no fun when i'm hangry!) This is funny, i thought this only used with my Family!

Drinking a lot of wine alone is not lonely...

"Drinking a lot of wine alone is not lonely, it is romantic. Damn, self, you got nice eyes." We wholeheartedly agree, one of life's greatest pleasures!

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Chocolate Is A Salad: Chocolate comes from cocoa. Cocoa is a tree. A Tree is a plant. Therefore, chocolate is a salad. Can't argue with that logic.

There is never a time when coffee is not necessary.

I can't stop drinking the coffee. If I stop drinking the coffee, I stop doing the standing and the walking and the words-putting-into-sentence doing. - Lorelai Gilmore (so true! love the gilmore girls!

so is this the same thing as putting a smiley face after a bitchy comment?! lol

I'll Have to remember this, there are a few people I'd like to slap.

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"I'm too pretty to work." Plus my husband told me the other day that he doesn't want me to go back to work.

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Too much #work #funny

Funny pictures about The way my life works. Oh, and cool pics about The way my life works. Also, The way my life works.

Every time I get the urge to clean.. I watch Hoarders.. and I decide my house isn't that dirty after all!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Every time I get the urge to clean. I watch Hoarders. and I decide my house isn't that dirty after all!

You Need AWD to Handle all Tho is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The 28 Hottest Pics of Kat Dennings

The 28 Hottest Pics of Kat Dennings

Photos of Kat Dennings, among Hollywood's hottest women, largely due to Kat Denning's best "assets." Fans will also enjoy these TMI facts about Kat D.

OMG how true!! @brookshayes...u know it's the Fireball and now u know why I don't like Jagerbombs!

If alcohol labels told the truth.

Funny pictures about Honest Alcohol Labels. Oh, and cool pics about Honest Alcohol Labels. Also, Honest Alcohol Labels photos.

steps to take for accelerated readers in first grade | Joy in the Journey~: Must-Read Mentor Text: Safari Park

Must-Read Mentor Text: Safari Park

Housework Humor

E-card: You know the feeling where you want to clean the house all day and cook a huge meal for dinner? Yeah, me either.

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Laughing so hard noise comes out and you just sit there clapping like a retarded seal. Source: You can't be best friends without insulting each other constantly (Fb)

Truth...

In my defense a sidewalk broke my teeth. So sidewalks def. deserve dirty looks.

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