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Free and Funny Family Ecard: Because my momma raised me to be a lady, I know when and what fork to use at a formal dinner. Because she didn't raise a fool, I know w

Just when I think that my daughter inherited nothing from me, she trips over her own feet and slams into a wall. Then I say to myself, "Oh, there I am!" | Family Ecard

Oh my I so hope mine and Leon's little girl will never inherit these genes. Then on second thought it will be super fun to see it happen to someone else for once in my life lol ;

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I was just telling my kids that we had to square dance in PE when I was in high school (Thank God we did that cuz I NEVER used that a day in my life after that).they were like, "what's square dancing?

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

Hahaha...swamp cunt!

I'm not angry that you called me a Bitch, I'm just sad that you're stupid and lack the creativity to call me anything else, you knuckle-dragging inbred swamp cunt.

That about sums it up...

Free and Funny News Ecard: Why yes, Wal-Mart, I'd love to wait in line for 30 minutes behind a pajama-clad person who lacks deodorant and a bra. It's so nice of you to have 2 whole registers open.

To the dbags that think it is fun to destroy other people's property by doing donuts on our landscaped lawn.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Forget about the zombie apocalypse that will never come. The real epidemic is the douchebag apocalypse that is already upon us.

Serving my drinks in these tiny glasses is only creating more work for you. Now go and fetch me something more bucket-ish

Sunday morning all you can drink Mamosas. Just bring a pitcher. Seriously, I promise we are going to drink way more than one glass.

Ha ha.. Love it:-)

people always think I'm drunk after just 2 drinks. When in fact, it's not my fault I'm naturally just a God damn blast

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For my besties!Funny Friendship Ecard: When I said you were my best friend, I meant that you are the only person on earth who knows almost everything about me and you better keep your whore mouth closed.

All these 9 year olds with iPhones, iPads, and laptops. When I was 9, I felt cool with my new markers.

All these 9 year olds with iPhones, iPads, and laptops. When I was I felt cool with my new markers. The crayon box with the built-in sharpener was the hippest thing ever invented back then

Omg... I dealt with it from Sat until Tues.. No more!!! I have dogs that freak and kids trying to stay asleep all night long!!! Ughhh

Funny Seasonal Ecard: This summer, all I want is a day or four where we just sit outside and drink all day, is that too much to ask for? And its gonna happen very soon!

Funny Apology Ecard: I'm sorry for winning arguments by making you feel wrong even when you're right because I'm incredibly manipulative and also much smarter than you.

Shopping carts should have - at the very least - front bumpers covered in broken shards of glass & cacti for people who aisle-hog. Or maybe just a horn.

I+grocery store and Walmart! Hate going shopping. can't+tell+you+the+number+of+times+I've+fantasized+about+running+my+cart+into+the+heels+of+the+stupid+people+that+block+the+aisles+at+the+grocery+store.

Lmao...kiss my ass cuz you can't compete on even the most basic level #psycho #cuntessa

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Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: Just admit it, all any woman wants in life is to do Christian Grey-ish things to the entire cast of Magic Mike.

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