For my front porch - Funny Signs: no soliciting, we are too broke to buy anything; we know who we are voting for; we have found Jesus; seriously, unless you are selling thin mints; please go away. Girl Scouts Welcome!
…and that's why Mom's are the real rulers of the house. When I ask mom, it's always an answer. When I ask dad, it's always "Go ask your mom." Mom always knows best! Thank you mom for making me a ruler!