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Funny Workplace Ecard: If I'm to be forced to work with a bunch of adult-sized children, it should be reasonable that I also get to fingerpaint and take naps. this is so funny

Free and Funny News Ecard: I skip Black Friday because my hatred for mankind outweighs my love for stuff.

Yes, i'll take one scoop of "my diet starts tomorrow"

I'm going to open an ice cream shop and name the flavors things like: dont be sad, he's not worth it, you deserve better. That would be awesome!

Hahaha this will be me

I'll be sitting around knitting, THEN press my Life Alert button while I wait for the hot firefighters to show up!

hahaha!!!!!  I think this could be my new job!

Funny Workplace Ecard: If I could turn snarky sarcasm into a paying job, I could be employed for infinity.

Hahah...I would never say that. Ever.

Funny Confession Ecard: Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. 'Look at this bitch eating those crackers like she owns the place.

I may seem quiet and reserved, but if you mess with my guinea pigs, I will break out a level of crazy that will make your nightmares seem like a happy place.

Funny Friendship Ecard: So, when he asked me if my tattoos hurt, I just smiled and sweetly said, Oh no, honey.mine were licked on by baby unicorns.

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My dentist told me I needed a crown. I looked at him and said, "I know, right?

Only because I hate jail!!

This is the truest pin for me. Thanks Creswell Creswell Myhre for finding it! So accurate for my feelings, damn

I may throw in some Clorox wipes and a Swiffer. But I doubt it.

Today ill be cleaning and by cleaning I mean

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.