Haiku by a Grader.who just may be a genius. <--Except that traditional haiku relate to nature. So, yeah, this kid's clever, but there's a difference between being smart and being a smartass. (I prefer people who're both.
My teacher actually does this. last test i had to go up to another student and say "if there was a bottleneck event, i would have no trouble repopulating the earth with YOU, what do you think?" if they said of course or yes then i got extra credit