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Brings new meaning to "swiss rolls"

High fructose corn syrup(sugar devarative) in all of the stores. It is poison to the blood, it dilates the blood and turns it SAND causes Sugar diabetes!


I want a closed casket funeral. Toward the end of the service, the organist plays "Pop Goes the Weasel" over and over until everyone is staring at my coffin with silent, horrified anticipation.