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LOVE this! Stop crying and whining like a bitch narcissists! Not everyone on the face of the goddamn earth is going to be kissing your ass and treating you like you're the center of the universe.

Always poor you. Looks like you moved on to someone else for them to pity you

Well, it's not YOUR fault that most people can't comprehend words with more that…

Condescending Funny Quote Mouse Pad

Well, it's not YOUR fault that most people can't comprehend words with more that three syllables! Technicam notitia (the technical bits) - Size: x - Fabric top for easy mousing - Rubber bo

I am going to tell my coworkers how stupid you are!

Funny Workplace Ecard: When I get off the phone with you I am going to tell my coworkers how stupid you are. Bahaha so true!

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We can only be friends if you are kind of a bitch.  Not a full blown bitch, because that's no fun.  And if you're not a bitch at all that won't work either.  A halfway bitch.  Those are my kind of people.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: We can only be friends if you are kind of a bitch. Not a full blown bitch, because that's no fun. And if you're not a bitch at all, that won't work either. A halfway bitch. Those are my kind of people.

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