"The greatest pride of Rupert Ashe Was his luxuriant moustache. He took great care to keep it groomed, And even, with restraint, perfumed. He brushed it upward every day, And it made such a grand display That people who were not the wiser Imagined that he was the Kaiser."St Claire Bullock #stclairebullock #moustache #sartorial #tonsorial #humourousverse #poems #witty #ShepheardWalwyn