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"Missy the Cat" This is absolutely hilarious! Its a bit long, but totally worth the read. For cat lovers and haters! Seriously though, I would've been pissed. Make your own goddamn missing cat poster, lady!

“First, Lord: No tattoos. May neither Chinese symbol for truth nor Winnie-the-Pooh holding the FSU logo stain her tender haunches.    May she be Beautiful but not Damaged, for it’s the Damage that draws the creepy soccer coach’s eye, not the Beauty.    When the Crystal Meth is offered, may she remember the parents who cut her grapes in half And stick with Beer.    Guide her, protect her when crossing the street, stepping onto boats, swimming in the ocean, swimming in pools, walking near…

A mother's prayer for her child, by Tina Fey When the Crystal Meth is offered, may she remember the parents who cut her grapes in half And stick with Beer. Guide her, protect her when crossing the street, stepping onto bo.

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