"Missy the Cat" This is absolutely hilarious! Its a bit long, but totally worth the read. For cat lovers and haters! Seriously though, I would've been pissed. Make your own goddamn missing cat poster, lady!
A mother's prayer for her child, by Tina Fey When the Crystal Meth is offered, may she remember the parents who cut her grapes in half And stick with Beer. Guide her, protect her when crossing the street, stepping onto bo.