A true redneck indulgence - bubbles in the bath. Actually Redneck Bubble Bath is a bottle of beans, bubbles come naturally later when soaking in the tub. Simply prepare beans as you normally would and flavor with the attached Tabasco.
letter from a child's parents just smashes the nail on the head for me. I dislike the idea of "robbing" the magic of Christmas from my children with "the truth", but with a message like this I don't feel as though I have to anymore.
cover toilet paper roll, adhere and put inside mason jar. Fill around the roll with favorite candy. This is the COOLEST way ever to give money! Instead of toilet paper roll I would cut a paper towel roll for sanitary reasons.