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I don't hate you #funny #quotes

i could say this about some people cuz hate is a strong word that really shouldnt even ever be said about or to anyone

He brings me coffee in bed every morning. Organic Chemistry is awesome! - Enjoy some Peruvian Chocolate today! Hand made where the beans are grown. Woman owned and run company! From the Amazon, available on Amazon http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00725K254

I love you whether you bring me coffee or not. But it does make me feel very special, and cared for. I also love bringing YOU coffee.I love how that works! ~~anyone who goes to chess, if you buy me coffee i will be your best friend ever, okay? :D~~

;) SOMETIMES I WOULD LIKE SOME APPLAUSE OR A HEARTFELT "THANK YOU"

I don't think I get enough credit for the fact that I do all if this unmedicated.

Difficult??

I don't know where all this crap about me being a "difficult person" is coming from. I'm a constant fucking delight. Yes. Yes, I am.

This happens a lot at our house. As it applies to food...get your mind out of the gutter.

He grinned and then stuck his tongue out and licked my forehead. I laughed and then tried to wipe where he’d licked. “Nope,” he said, taking my hand away from my head. “If I lick it, it’s mine.” “My forehead is yours?”--House of Korba