The people at the Australian Tourism website have an awesome sense of humor. Who knew? These are hilarious answers. I love the Aussies.
Most dangerous animals in Australia (pt. reasons for why you should come to Australia. Jks but seriously I live in Australia and the only things (on this list) I've actually seen here are red backs, wallabies, huntsmans and kangaroos
"Without sausage sizzles, Australia would literally collapse and turn into Mad Max.